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Stefan's Humor Page

Cartoon of Freeride by Dean Fraser (28K bytes)

(c) January 1998 by Dean Fraser, Email:

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To get to the other side.

Question: Why did the bull cross the road?
Answer: To go and service the Cow!!


Question: What do you call a sleeping bull?
Answer: A bulldozer.

Question: What do you call an udder?
Answer: A calf-e-teria.

Question: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Answer: There was a short circuit in the milking machine!

Seen on bumper stickers: 

Vegetarians don't live longer, they just look older.

Eat Beef, 50,000 Coyotes and some Canadian Wolves can't be wrong!

Bull joke (3183 bytes)
"You should see the owner's face when he sees me stick my feet in the air and puff out my belly!"


You want to see if you are smarter then the computer, here is a TicTacToe game with a twist!


A humorous way to detect if your cow is mad ... this is an attempt at humor, ok.

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